Assorted humor by Mark Rudolph. Covid on Broadway. Special Chicago section. Earl Weaver does Shakespeare. Ann Landers hated her sister. ...

Ads create fake bands for products like IBS med Humira, as well as Ban deodorant and Memorex audio tape.

I know this looks bad, but it’s okay. This is a religious film! The Exorcist (1973) is the most successful reactionary American film...

“Reverse Pornography” cuts up the "action" from the ludicrous adult bookstore novel It's Donkey Time! and substitutes the pornographic...

I think that Broadway should be allowed to re-open, but only if it presents the biggest flops like Moose Murders or Avant-garde disasters.

A lot has happened since your last login. Such as pestilence and plague. Magazine coming soon: "The Lighter Side of Plague." Meanwhile,...

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Like a deranged HAL-9000, the Boeing 737 Max is equipped with a random terror generator that puts the “crash” back in computer crash.

Eye-uh-rus (IRS bird logo) was a capricious birdgod who demanded confessions of invisible money from a late-era Earth people known as the oo

Like to ignite your farts for laffs? Play with fire and say hello to your new little friend, the irrigation pouch.

"Mr. Kushner will see you now" said the secretary on top of the top floor of 666 5th Avenue. I noticed that my crotch was already damp...

The Velvet Underground, “Sister Ray” (Chipmunk Version). Ever wanted to hear “Sister Ray” at a punk/Devo tempo? Now you can! I’ve speeded...

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Ann Landers and Abagail Van Buren were twin Jewish sisters who assumed comically exaggerated WASP names and became America’s most famous...

A second chambermaid has come forth to accuse aging hipster The Marquis de Sade of whipping her. The pre-modernist author, whom many...

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What's "driving" the rich into a wall? Not many of the 1% commit suicide. Sure, a hundred years ago moguls like C.W. Post and George...

Q: WHAT DO ENO NOW? ENO: So, for many decades I have been interested in what I call “generative music” and it occurred to me I could...

Anyhoo, did you know that every day, people leave Jouissance just lying around? Unused? The fancy French philosopher Jacques Lacan called t

In 1967, a chain car collision in Louisiana would impact traffic safety rules. A mosquito fogging truck slowed down a tractor-trailer....

An American poet named Sammy Hagar wrote a passionate song titled I Can't Drive 55! Ironically released in 1984, Mr. Hagar warns of the...

Like medieval barbers, they "cured" inflation by killing businesses with tight money and high interest rates. Starring Milton Friedman...

(The following cut up prose was completely computer generated using my proprietary GYSINscript software–M.L. Rudolph)​ Handcuffs of my...